Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth

Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 3, 2022

Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017

National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo

Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?

by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020

Innocent jerk

Someone who is innocent in an offense but exaggerates the severity of the offense.

She has a point, but her snobbishness makes her an innocent jerk.

by Ereck Flowers March 14, 2015

Twerkle Jerk

When a woman is twerking in the middle of a circular group of men masturbating

That girl in the middle of those guys jacking off is straight up caught in a twerkle jerk.

by imShroomn September 3, 2020

jerkes

people who have a social gathering and leave out a third party

Frank: "So, your closest friends didn't invite you to the movie?"
Joe: "Nope, they are such jerkes"

by Chester Sinatra June 1, 2013