Joe is such a sister in male skin! He totally went off on me, snaps and all! He is such a drama Queen!
by gothiclovemonkey October 1, 2006

A female that thinks there are a higher number of males that are obsessed with sex than there are actually are, because her body is an irresistible gift to all males and females, since the beginning of time. A female that thinks all males owe any happiness or success in life to a female, and that to disagree is shaming a female's body, or sexism.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

by Patrick November 12, 2004

It is life itself ignore the rules of the universe push yourself to your limits never gonna give you up never gonna let you down push yourself to boundaries that have never been reached get rid of the im in impossible stop at nothing to get what you want, need and deserve. Never be a simp indulge your own manliness if one is scared one will never reach ones inner self. Find out how to make your life better what makes you happy who makes you happy. You are not worthless those who call you worthless are worthless you were created for a reason that reason is to live your best life the best you can. Don't do do things that are against the law. This is the the definition of a beta-sigma male/female. -me
by that guy but am I that guy? July 7, 2022

Caucasian Male Syndrome (CMS) is the complete and utter lack of individuals of Caucasian descent and of the male gender to maintain any form of dance rhythm.
Sufferers of CMS often revert to faux dances by engaging in everyday motions which imitate (badly) real dance moves. These Caucasian Male Moves (CMM) include such everyday motions as The Dice Roller, The Grocery Shopper, The Skiier, and The Pulp Fiction. Inevitably, this severely limited library of dance moves results in sloppy repetition of the same moves over and over again, each time with decreasing interest in the partner.
If pressed too long (approximately the length of one song), this decrease in dance partner interest typically results in some sort of physical retribution to the person afflicted with CMS.
Sufferers of CMS often revert to faux dances by engaging in everyday motions which imitate (badly) real dance moves. These Caucasian Male Moves (CMM) include such everyday motions as The Dice Roller, The Grocery Shopper, The Skiier, and The Pulp Fiction. Inevitably, this severely limited library of dance moves results in sloppy repetition of the same moves over and over again, each time with decreasing interest in the partner.
If pressed too long (approximately the length of one song), this decrease in dance partner interest typically results in some sort of physical retribution to the person afflicted with CMS.
"What exactly is he doing on the floor? It looks like he's fapping right in front of her."
"Oh, he's got Caucasian Male Syndrome. That 'move' is called The Dice Roller."
"OHHHHH. That makes sense. He's not doing too bad for someone with CMS. Wait, he just got slapped, never mind."
"Oh, he's got Caucasian Male Syndrome. That 'move' is called The Dice Roller."
"OHHHHH. That makes sense. He's not doing too bad for someone with CMS. Wait, he just got slapped, never mind."
by TaciturnBadger August 5, 2012

Jamus the cis white male is complaining that he has to take a Lyft to go to his favorite cocktail bar because his BMW is in the shop. My reply was he has white male boohoo syndrome
by NoodlesCA69 September 14, 2020

by BigPube December 8, 2003
