Jack-light

The illumination of the screen on a handheld multimedia device during masturbatory activities.

Damnit Billy!! Turn off that jack-light so I can get some sleep!!

by Superchunk5000 May 18, 2018

polymorphic light eruption

It means your basically f*cked. You can't do anything. Your stuck inside, like a vampire. Watching all your friends hang out in the sun where you can't. Your iching like hell and yeah you get the point.

Person 1: hey why can't that girl come outta her house. She's just there.

Person 2: oh yeah she has polymorphic light eruption. So basically she's a vampire.

by Green_Unicorn420 May 19, 2018

Cynthia Light

The sealed, waterproof lighting fixture commonly used in a walk-in shower.

The Cynthia light was on a 20 minute timer.

by golfspirit June 2, 2018

Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic

Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here

by 01209 July 26, 2018

Klieg Light

(Verb) To unexpectedly put someone in the spotlight. Put someone on the spot.

I don't mean to klieg light you, but did you steal that?

by KBeta68 September 24, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018