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When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.
"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers
by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023
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sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.
Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.
by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021
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yt jump

When you have a favorite youtuber, but then something happens and you choose a different youtuber.
Max: Sam is such a yt jumper. He freakin loved Logan Paul , but now he hates him and loves Jake Paul.
Ryan: Yeah I know bro
by Mackenzie_11 May 11, 2018
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flagpole jumping

using the attached rope of a flag pole to hang on while swinging yourself over an edge and back
tiffany and i went flagpole jumping for lack of anything else to do
by m'liegh April 11, 2008
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Extreme Bungee Jumping

When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.
After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.
by walkerrrrr10 February 19, 2020
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Jump snot

Jump snot: Jumping and aiming to shoot your mucus into a target.
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022
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Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to outrun Covid locksdowns and hotspots.
Is Jenna around?

No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.
by Shuaman October 18, 2020
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