Jackson Browne 

The mental state one feels, or is in, when going long periods without sleep.

Based on Jackson Brownes hit 1977 Running on empty... stats to follow:

Released December 6, 1977 on Asylum Records (6E 113)
(RIAA Certified Gold on 12/28/77 and Platinum on 8/25/78)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum on 12/12/97. 5 Million Sold)
(RIAA Certified Multi-Platinum again on 9/6/01 for 7 Million Sold)

Whew man, I'm a little Jackson Browne today... I need to catch some shut eye.

Question: How do you do it? You work all day and party all night...

Response: Jackson Browne man, Jackson Browne...

Jackson Browne by Monica Smothers September 17, 2007

Captain Jack Harkness 

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

Captain Jack Harkness by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

Hit The Road Jack 

Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.

"Hit the road Jack, you've already fucked up twice."

Hit The Road Jack by oldedefinitions February 19, 2018

Janet Jackson 

Fine-ass woman who showed her titty at the superbowl. Made the halftime show not suck as it usually does, and also made up for the fact that the Panthers lost. Pissed off alot of annoying, pissy conservatives.

Damn that was nice. Conservatives really suck.

Janet Jackson by Ryan February 3, 2004

jack fuck 

a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake

The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.

jack fuck by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Jack Whitehall 

Is the opposite of comedy. He is a stand up comedian so unfunny, he actually makes you cringe. He is about as funny as an AIDs flavoured ice cream. He represents a new generation of comedians who are simply on TV because they are reasonably attractive to 14-year-old girls who don't realise what comedy is. He is one of the new comedians that don't need jokes, but just swearwords and prancing around a lot. His lack of talent, however, is not an obstacle for Jack, because his father is a high-profile talent agent formerly in charge of people like Judi Dench, and this basically means Jack inexplicably is present on every TV show despite being utterly shit.

Kid: Mother, there is a funny smell coming from the toilet.

Mother: Do you mean 'funny' as in shit, or 'funny' as in Jack Whitehall?

Kid: Arn't they the same thing?

Mother: Actually yes, but I wish the shit would get booked on 8 out of 10 cats more, as at least he has funnier material.

Jack Whitehall by ozlehfewfhgg March 13, 2011

DeSean Jackson 

God's gift to wide receivers.

DeSean Jackson doesn't run, he spins the Earth with his feet.

Touchdown DeSean Jackson. <--- You'll hear that alot

DeSean Jackson by Holy Shit I Farted December 21, 2009