Facial cancer

Adjective used to descibe a person with a severe case of acne vulgaris.

'I wouldn't go near her mate, you'll get covered in puss. She's got facial cancer for fuck's sake.'

by MaricaL April 15, 2009

Gangly Toed Muzzie-faced Martian head

Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)

Wow check out that Gangly toed muzzie-faced martian head!!! MmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmm he's hot!

by Amber AKA twiggle face April 1, 2009

facing

The slang name for facebook chat

Man this kid keeps facing me, what a creeper.

This kid just faced me weirdo

by Chip the Ripper April 24, 2008

shit faced

A rare disease which causes people to spew shit out of their mouth when they find something funny

John: Hey, did you hear about Simon?
Peter: No, what happened?
John: Someone told him a joke and now he's shit faced

by ballbag connelly February 22, 2009

Facial Fungus

That horrible stuff that ends up on your face if you don't know how to shave properly, or if you're a mid teen and you decide not to shave for a while, then it grows all blotchy and the ladies WILL laugh at you.

"Look at that kid, he thinks he's cool because he hasn't shaved for a while, but really, he's only ended up with a major facial fungus problem"

"I guess that guy is retarded, as he's in his thirties and still has a facial fungus issue"

by INST$NT CL$SS!C January 20, 2010

Facediarrhea

The almost-convulsive act of posting a lot of random or related posts on Facebook all within the span of minutes.

The other day I noticed that Shirley (in memory of Leslie Nielsen who died yesterday) after having drank 4 cups of coffee spent most of her morning suffering from Facediarrhea, making all kinds of posts about nothing that made any sense. Maybe she shouldn't be allowed on Facebook any longer, since we are suffering from it as well.

by Facefocker December 2, 2010

Facial

When a female gets on her knees and is like "give me your fucking load" then she sticks her tounge out and the male shoots cum out his hard throbbing cock all over her face man juice everywhere

Male: oh fuuk I'm gonna cum!

Female: (gets on her knees)"yeah give me your fucking load!!" (Sticks her tounge out)

Male: uuuhhghh fuuuck(He cums all on her face)

And that's how I gave my first facial

by Space tent February 16, 2019