Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.

"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"

by James March 19, 2004

douche nick

A guy who goes after a taken girl, who talks shit all the time, and is an arrogant, bigoted, self-centered piece of shit with bad taste in music and politics.

God, that guy is such a douche nick, telling me to shut the fuck up all the time.

by jcrewsux October 27, 2010

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

by hollylynn January 5, 2009

Douche Move

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

by anal bomber April 21, 2010

douche ganoush

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

douche-textery

People that send messages (text or chat) before they are really done typing the message or finished the thought... sending a long string of messages 1 line at a time in rapid fire..

The king of douche-textery also send emails in this manner.

Dave: Hey whats up?

Dave: Want to go out tonight I was

Dave: talking to Amy

Dave: And she and her girls are going to

Dave: go to Maxwells tonight

Steve: What the fuck's up the douche-textery

by fuckwhetever March 24, 2010