Sandy Clam 

A sandy clam; given to a girl after sex on the beach or sandy area. After sex, the females partner throws sand onto the moist sand box (vagina). Thus creating a "sandy clam" such as a clam in the sand at the beach.

Bro, I gave that bitch a sandy clam last night and got smacked in the face.

Sandy Clam by urmom99 June 24, 2017

Albino Clam 

When the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates onto the female's pubic hair and then uses his penis to distribute the semen evenly.

"Dude, she didn't shave so I had to Albino Clam her so she knew better than to let that shit grow."

Albino Clam by J-Stan April 4, 2009

Road Clam

Fellatio on a female while she is driving.

If you want a ride to work, I better be getting some road clam on the way.

Road Clam by Jamaica and Edmundo September 14, 2011

Bearded Clam 

When a girl's vagina is hairy as fuck and the hairs are long enough to look like a clam with a huge beard.

Teacher- Bobby, why don't you come over to my desk? I need to talk to you.

Bobby- ew fuck no, you have a bearded clam that probably smells like wizard cock...

Bearded Clam by KLynne February 13, 2014

Jam out with your clam out 

The female equivalent to "rock out with your cock out".

Rachel: Like OMG Carissa! Miley's new song is on the radio!

Carissa: Come on! Jam out with your clam out!

Jam out with your clam out by Chasie poo September 14, 2013

face-hug from a clam 

Performing oral sex on an unclean female. Originated in early 2005, in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

"All he wanted was a nice kiss, but he ended up getting a face-hug from a clam."

face-hug from a clam by Logan E. September 8, 2006

voila le bearded clam 

a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.

made by a two 30 year old men.

chorus:

Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)

voila le bearded clam by PhantomToe October 29, 2007