no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.

Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.

by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017

Liu Chan

The best known people around. They are all around good looking and know how to treat people. They know everything and will often beat your ass at a game at will, so don’t underestimate them. And last of all they are so easy to talk to and are so kind and funny, so don’t ever pick a fight with them or else they will come and whoop your ass.

They guy is so good looking, his last name must be Liu Chan

by Whoopurass January 10, 2018

zachary chan

A nice, funny, and lovable person with brown hair and eyes.

Some guy: Hey you see that guy over there he is a TOTAL Zachary Chan
Other person: Okay

by jbfiaoshgcsdiujfkhn January 16, 2018

prick-chan

The main character of a dating sim who is a complete sexist jerk. He is often found dating at least four girls and complaining in broken English. He's not that nice of a guy.

Steven is such a prick-chan. He doesn't respect his girl.

by Blackeye's secondary June 6, 2018

newt-chan

A gay asshole

Alpha is such a newt-chan!

by KawwaiiKat March 5, 2018

Earth Chan

Complete Autistic Weeb Version of Planet Earth for weeaboos to jerk off and worship to. No surprise that she has a Rule 34. This is why 2 nukes weren't enough.

Neckbeard Weeaboo: UGUUUU SUGOI PLEASE PROTECT EARTH CHAN BY PROTECTING DA ENVIRONMENT AND NOT POLLUTING~!~!~~!~~~
Normal Person: Fuck off, sir. Shave that fuckin' neckbeard off, you're disgusting.

by Bob The Builder Supreme March 17, 2018

Jackie chan your nuts

To bash someone in the nuts for touching you with their cold hands

*someone touches you with their cold hands*
“Im gonna jackie chan your nuts”

by Danno July 14, 2018