Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019

Cheese Scraper

A cheese scraper is a video game player who is overly skilled compared to friends, they often are seen as underdogs but perform well under pressure

You’re such a Cheese scraper

by SlangMan786 September 9, 2019

cheese chokers

The kinda thing they serve you when you're first taken to jail. Two pieces of white bread clamping down on a plain ass piece of bland mothafuckin cheese.

Guardo: Alright chao time
rookie: wtf is this??
OG: hahaha cheese chokers. Bon appetit

by El Macanudo September 10, 2019

cracking cheese

another way of saying smegma

it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.

the end

by charlie jayne January 1, 2018

Let's cheese it!

Bender's (Futurama Character) famous phrase that means run.
Usually used when you are in trouble and you want to run.

Family friendly: Selling packs of sugar to other kids, police comes
Kid says: Let's cheese it!

by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018

Cloutage Cheese

Something that you eat to gain clout.
Like the clout goggles

"I ate some cloutage cheese and gain more clout"

by young tree trunk November 8, 2017

boom cheese

The accumulation of bodily fluids, dirt and skin particles under the scrotum after weeks without showering.
Usually a paste-like substance and is noticeably stinky.

Golly, I scraped off a decent amount of smelly, "boom cheese" from my taint while in the shower today.

by Sweetcuck710OG November 19, 2017