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Blue Labia 

A tragic condition affecting women similar to Blue Balls, where the labia becomes engorged in preparation for penetration, and circumstances leave the labia untouched or unsatisfied. While not as severe as Blue Balls in terms of physical pain, I think we can all agree an untouched labia is appalling.
My boner kryptonite was in full affect last night and I was left with blue labia.
Blue Labia by SBeezy-Beezle January 12, 2011

blue vein cigar 

Penny is out back in the laundry with Frank, smoking a blue vein cigar.
blue vein cigar by frostyboy March 4, 2009

blue sunshine 

The first nice blue sky sunshiney day following many gray, dark or rainy days.
Wow, what a nice day, I've missed the blue sunshine
blue sunshine by Leslie P. January 25, 2009

Blue liner 

Super-strong cigarettes are difficult to get now, so serious tobacco addicts roll their own for a seriously strong smoke. Any one of these is a blue liner. Standard size with no filter.

The name comes from the navy issue cigarettes that could be got by British navy in port or shore base. They were only available to them and were identified by a thin blue line that ran down the length of the cigarette.

Persons can take one draw from one of these and spend ten minutes coughing their hearts out. But they will be hooked.

A couple draws gives a serious hit and you can therefore put the cigarette out and get another two or three smokes out of it.

People who smoke blue liners think that Marlboro Red, Camel, french or turkish cigarettes have a mild flavor and are low nicotine.

If blue liner smokers are out of tobacco they will grab any old pungent smelling shit from the dark side of the garbage bin and smoke it.
Jack: Got a blue liner? I need a smoke.

BillyBob: Nope, ain't got none, and can't get none. The horse just died so we can't get to the store. Got some full strength Marlboro and Camel tucked away, though.

Jack: Well, shit. Cut off the horse's tail, I'll smoke that.
Blue liner by gaspard fumer June 1, 2010

Blue Period

The second period in a month by a woman, named after the "blue moon."
Jeff: Dude, I think she's on her period.
John: Wasn't she on it earlier this month?
Jeff: Uh huh, looks like a blue period.
Blue Period by Psychx October 22, 2012

Blue sky thinking 

What a massive bullshitter does all day
Paul! Have you been out the back smoking again?
No, I've been blue sky thinking about the Pacific Wave account
Blue sky thinking by DJ Babyshaker November 21, 2016