absoluuteperfection

The awesome relationship between a hot emo girl and amazingly sexxxy man ;D They will last forever <33

Tashy and Jeff's relationship is absoluuteperfection
<3

by LorserBaby January 22, 2009

Absurdicrous

The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous, a commentary on society, humor and occasionally politics.

That story was so ridiculously unbelievable it was absurdicrous.

by TheMechanic May 19, 2009

abstinian

a religion; the believe of marrige before sex. also can be a joke to people that have sex a lot.

how can joe and erin be abstinians? they have sex ALL THE TIME!

by dude_its_erin! July 22, 2009

Absolezbolutely

A response given by a Lesbian if asked of her sexual orientation.

Greg: Sue, are you gay?
Sue: Absolezbolutely!!!!

by da madlinguist August 30, 2009

[Absolute homo]

1) Someone who is totally gay without question.

Did you see that hair dresser, now he's anabsolute home
If your a guy and enjoy staring at other guys while they workout, then you're an absolute homo

by The Robin December 3, 2009

abso-skitzo

going absolutely mad, crazy, angry ... with or without reason!

My mum went abso-skitzo when I got back... even though I was only an hour late! She's such a psycho

by lulu2352 December 14, 2009

Absomarv

When you are feeling absolutely marvelous yet want to speed up the wording you combine the two.

Q: How are you?

A: Absomarv thanks! How about you?

by Barely Adequate December 22, 2010