abstinian
abstinian by dude_its_erin! July 22, 2009
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Abstinence Prone
1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.
3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...
Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...
Abstinence Prone by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009
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abstinence only
A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.
In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra
abstinence only by a2boy1der April 12, 2010
abstinence only education
One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
abstinence only education by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006
Abstinence
Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.
Abstinence by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010
certified abstinence instructor
A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
certified abstinence instructor by YAWA August 19, 2017
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Abyssinian by kitty420goestohawaii March 17, 2009
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