Double Splat

When You Decide To Skydive Without A Parachute And Before Going Splat You Decide To Masturbate. Upon Conclusion The Jizz Splats In Your Face And Then You Go Splash.

NY Dream Way Of Dying Is Via Double Splat.

by J_S_Bjobs September 17, 2018

Double Bust

Someone who is playing soggy waffle with friends, and doesn't make it in time the first time so goes back for round two. He then nuts on the waffle before the last person does.

A nickname only given to the true champion. A man who could make the comeback of the century.

Double Bust just nutted twice. And you still lost.

by DoubleBust October 1, 2018

double dead

When you kill someone because they died.

"If you die I'm gonna kill you"
"But I'll already be dead"
"Yea, you'll be double dead"

by Rogers.alias June 4, 2018

Double Duvet

When your partner kicks their half of the duvet over you, so you are then covered over by a double layer of duvet.

I got no sleep last night because of the heat, as my girlfriend double duvet’d me

by Sheepdawwg July 16, 2019

Double-Jeez

A step up from a Single-Jeez, but not as extreme as a Triple-Jeez. Used as a reactionary phrase to otherwise controversial or extreme subject matter.

person A: "Dude I totally had a little boy so I could get a settlement out of the catholic church"
person B: "Oh..." "That's a double-jeez"

by Rilzdahboy April 17, 2019

Double Dip

The act of penetrating (dip) a females V-jay jay with a plan of swiftly escaping (dipping) the scene shortly after.

Ross: How did it go with that bird last night?

Jack: she was a nice girl but she was looking for something more serious so I had to double dip.

Ross: That’s fair sometimes it has to be done.

by Sacky pepperami April 19, 2019

double phone

taking a picture of nudes on a friends phone instead of screenshooting. therefore having it for later.

“i don’t wanna get double phones by sending it though”

by imfastasfuckboi May 1, 2019