Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)
Senor Unicornio is an awesome pillow pet unicorn. He has a mustache and a beautiful floral bow tie. He has a lot of swag and is everyone's best friend. However, Senor Unicornio does not talk. He has lavender plush fur and it is so soft that you could sleep in it. Senor Unicornio lives with a loving family. Senor Unicornio has been on a diet his entire life by not eating anything. He is a supermodel for his glorious facial hair. He lives on a bed on Unicornio Avenue. His favorite amusement park is UnicorniaLand, just like Disneyland but for unicorns. #fab4ever
Senor Unicornio is so swag! Does he gotta bae? Or NAH? IZ HE TRYNA DATE? OR NAH
A unicorn + the Latin word 'cornibus,' meaning 'winged' or 'flying.' A more logical word for 'pegasus-unicorn,' instead of 'alicorn,' which is another word for a pegasus with a horn. (my little pony tried...) Hopefully this will end centuries of arguing over what to call this hybrid. ( ^-^)
Mark: *looks at book* Ooh an 'alicorn!'
Drake: Huh? Do you watch mlp or something? It's a 'pegasus-unicorn.'
Dottie: No no and NO! It's a 'pegacorn!'
Eric: Not 'pegacorn,' it's a 'unisus!'
Tyana: You guys... ( -_-) its a 'unicornibus...' have you no intellect..?
(fictional names, not inspired by real people)