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unicorning 

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)
jack and bob when unicorning at maccas
unicorning by cheese&crackers September 28, 2012
A dude who walks around in public with a visibly erect penis.
Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear again, and he's turned on. What a unikorn!
Unikorn by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009

Unicorned 

The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.
Unicorned by NJITdrinksFACE July 7, 2010

senor unicornio 

Senor Unicornio is an awesome pillow pet unicorn. He has a mustache and a beautiful floral bow tie. He has a lot of swag and is everyone's best friend. However, Senor Unicornio does not talk. He has lavender plush fur and it is so soft that you could sleep in it. Senor Unicornio lives with a loving family. Senor Unicornio has been on a diet his entire life by not eating anything. He is a supermodel for his glorious facial hair. He lives on a bed on Unicornio Avenue. His favorite amusement park is UnicorniaLand, just like Disneyland but for unicorns. #fab4ever
Senor Unicornio is so swag! Does he gotta bae? Or NAH? IZ HE TRYNA DATE? OR NAH

Unicornibus 

A unicorn + the Latin word 'cornibus,' meaning 'winged' or 'flying.' A more logical word for 'pegasus-unicorn,' instead of 'alicorn,' which is another word for a pegasus with a horn. (my little pony tried...) Hopefully this will end centuries of arguing over what to call this hybrid. ( ^-^)
Mark: *looks at book* Ooh an 'alicorn!'
Drake: Huh? Do you watch mlp or something? It's a 'pegasus-unicorn.'
Dottie: No no and NO! It's a 'pegacorn!'
Eric: Not 'pegacorn,' it's a 'unisus!'
Tyana: You guys... ( -_-) its a 'unicornibus...' have you no intellect..?
(fictional names, not inspired by real people)