Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.

Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again

by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021

Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

Ducking Washed

Just like fucking wasted, but the camping version because we can’t let the DNR know we smuggled alcohol into the state park

“Man how lit are you?”
“Dude, one would say I am ducking washed.”

by JClouie22 June 27, 2019

stacking ducks

working hard and gettin' paid. ducks = $$$ skrilla

Kayce: "What you doing today Patrick?"

Patrick: "Stacking ducks doggie."

by k-juicy August 24, 2011

duck these ads

When autocorrect destroys your ad rant

Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 27, 2018