Charlie Tard 

A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.

Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?

Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!

Charlie Tard by bosabunny April 1, 2010

FUCK TARD 

one who is completely fuckking retarted a mix of

jackass+smart ass+ being extremely anal and always having to correct people.

"look mother he is being a fuck tard"

FUCK TARD by unfucktard September 7, 2011

douche-tard 

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.

Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.

douche-tard by Calibri December 6, 2011

fuck tard 

caleb is a fuck tard whos hot

caleb at gold medal honors acdemy

fuck tard by marina April 16, 2005

rag tard 

A mentally handicaped female whom is of age of menstration how ever has never been or does not understand the need for some way to soak up panty waste, in turn just menstrating on the floor.

"Aw fuck I have to clean up all this period blood this rag tard dumped all over the floor."

rag tard by Saeyot January 31, 2010

e-tard 

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

e-tard by Bum Stigity Bum March 4, 2011

super mo-tard

a cross between a mofo and a retard.

last night I got so crazy drunk that I acted like a super mo-tard.

super mo-tard by poppie tart December 2, 2009