spice cadet

A Spice Cadet is an Ice Spice fan

“i love ice spice”
“same, i’m a Spice Cadet, too.”

by c^ny January 29, 2023

Sizer

A smelly dork that has huge eyebrows, curly hair and big square glasses.

Guy 1: yea that guy smells like shit it’s a smell I can’t quite describe but it is fucking awful

Guy 2: that’s just sizer sizing it up with his big EYEBROWS

by jesuschrist100 March 27, 2023

Spaze

When referring to space as a volume requirement, while deep down actually meaning the homonym (outer) space, or voluminous space in all aspects.

During the president's speech on pandemic social distancing, spaze was mentioned more than once.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

spaze

(correction to previous spaze definition: voluminous intended to be capacious)

During the president's speech on pandemic social distancing, spaze was mentioned more than once.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

Size

For a mans penis. The average size is around 2 cm. Anything more is outrageous.

Your penis size is so biggggg. 3 cm is massive!!!

by niggernigga May 26, 2023

sizemometer

A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.

Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.

by QuacksO June 8, 2023

spice8rack

Spice8Rack is a wonderful Magic: The Gathering youtuber. They make videos diving deep into Magic’s mechanics and lore to understand philosophy, politics, and for fun. Known for their absurd and witty sense of humor, and being a massive commie pinko.

“Hello spicey people of the internet. Spice8rack here.”

by kittykatbuzzbuzz June 27, 2023