Shockward

Shocking and awkward.

"Did you hear? Evan and Laura had sex last weekend and Kirk walked in on them!"

"What?! I thought they hated eachother! Shockward."

by han_montanaa December 19, 2011

Shocktober

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Noonie: are you ready for shocktober? get your slpySF on!
Sleepy: what's shocktober?
Noonie: omg sleepy you are such a noob.

by Lelittleshrimp October 8, 2020

hot shocker

A shocker that lasts for an extended period of time Usually followed by a watery ending.

It's like a hot shocker with a watery ending.
I'd like to give her a hot shocker.

by L'Willis November 11, 2004

serminaseipa shocks

serminaseipa shocks are earth quakes that shake the whole intire world at one time not just selected cities,the first serminaseipa shock has never happend on planet earth.

This is not like anything i have ever seen these astroligical computers say that the whole initire planet earth is shaking serminaseipa shocks may be real now..pronounced (sir-ma-nance-ce-ep-a)

by regardless devon victory January 24, 2009

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria September 13, 2005

shacker prise

something a shacker (usually female) will take home after spending the night at someone's place such as a t-shirt, usually something of very little value

Friend 1: Dude did you have a shacker last night
Friend 2: Yeah man and she took home a shacker prise, one of my favorite t-shirts

by Stephanie Quiroz July 11, 2007

Apple Shackle

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.

Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!

by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009