Squirrely Beej 

A toothy squirrel-like blowjob that has more chewing then sucking.

AHHH bitch open your mouth and stop giving me a squirrely beej.

Squirrely Beej by The Beej Doctor December 20, 2008

the squirrels are after me 

the squirrels are after me,
the squirrels are after me,
because because because because

because they think i'm nuts!

the squirrels are after me by bobston January 19, 2005

Squirel Suicide 

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

Squirel Suicide by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010

squirrels 

The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.

maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.

squirrels by Wayne Cambell December 21, 2006

Squirrels 

A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"

"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."

Squirrels by neomaya October 9, 2009

Squirrelling 

The act of stuffing both of a guy's nuts in your mouth while going down on him.

I like squirrelling a guy so that my cheeks puff out and I can't talk.

Squirrelling by ChippendaleSquirrel August 19, 2009

squirrels gone wild 

www.squirrelsgonewild.net mikey adam joe santino and chris the youngest rock band in tampa and they are pretty good they do alot of old stuff the beatles the doors and some new junk like green day check them out or if you live in florida go to their shows!!!!

omg i just got back from a squirrels gone wild gig and i almost colapsed because of the hottness eminating from certain persons on stage ^.^

squirrels gone wild by invader boo April 9, 2004