I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
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oh sick

Often used on Messenger Services to express the lack of care about something
Person A: "Look what I've made!"
Person B: "oh sick"
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Sick burdë

“Sick burdë” is another way of saying that you have an alcohol problem and make up words that don’t exist.
Nadj, you’ve been an alcoholic since birth
“What did you say? Sick burdë?”
by Sick Burdë October 09, 2017
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Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go
Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness
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Talk sick

When listening to someone makes you ill.
I am so talk sick after listening to the president prattle on and on about nothing.
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Narcissis - Sick

A twist on the word 'Narcissistic'. However contradictory to the term definition above the narcissist often does know they are sick (mentally) when being demonic.

1.) When a narcissist fakes illness for power or privileges maybe control over other people.

2.) The narcissist does this to gain more enjoyment from manipulating or abusing the 'supply'

3.) When their victim (supply) is sick (mentally or physically) from the abusive manipulation i.e. gaslighting, the narcissist will NOT care at all and if they do the supply has to be GRATEFUL.

4.) So all in all it goes both ways. the narcissist being (Narcissis - Sick) from their upbringing or being naturally like that doing terrible things such as gaslighting other people and the victim (supply) being (Narcissis - Sick) from being abused and gaslighted from the narcissist.
Narcissis - Sick examples.

1.) James fakes autism to gain power and sympathy from people around him and nobody suspects him of anything.

2.) John has autism and nobody believes he does, he is accused of lying and his life is a living hell because of this.
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Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.
According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.
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