Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

Shopping For Teacups

Searching for someone that you can Teabag...

Damn...I spent all day shopping for teacups and you were right here all along!

by Teabag Master March 5, 2013

Shopthrifting

Stealing from a thrift store because even thrift items are too expensive for yo broke ass.
Derived from the word Shoplifting.

"Hey dude, this cool porcelain cat is only fifty cents!"
"Nah, I'm broke as hell. I think it's small enough to fit in my pocket though, I'll just shopthrift it."

"Hey man, let's hit up the thrift stores while we're in Chicago."
"I just got fired, I ain't got no change to spare."
"Man, you should know by now I meant we were gonna go shopthrifting. Everything's free!"

by haleythelesbian June 3, 2013

shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.

I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...

by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

Shopsgiving

To remove yourself from family activities on Thanksgiving, to stand in line for hours, have negative attitude towards other shoppers, to wade through the massive crowds for that perfect gift at a discounted price

"I hate that Thanksgiving has become Shopsgiving"

by GoddessMoon November 19, 2014

shopped out

Spent all my money. My feet are sore. My nerves are shot from rude and jostling shoppers and clerks. I am shopped out

I like to spend money and buy stuff but when I'm done I'm shopped out and don't want to see another shopper or clerk lest I punch them in the throat.

by Gwenigan December 29, 2014