Vacuum My Sausage

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

by hazfreckles November 2, 2011

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

Hidden Sausage

Where someone hides a sausage (whilst naked) on their person and you have to guess which orifice it is hidden in.

Hidden Sausage - They asked me where I think she has hidden the sausage. I didn't quite feel up to bangers and mash when she told me where it was.

by The Hidden Sausage Clan August 26, 2009

ice the sausage

When a girl takes a huge hit of marijuana and sucks a guys dick before exhale.

All the bro hos love to ice the sausage.

by Teelair July 1, 2008

wanky shit sausage

The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.

Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.

My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum

by Thombone Catkins December 19, 2010

sassy sausage

The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most often used by frustrated mothers to their rude children.

"Well, aren't you just the sassy sausage??"

"Quite frankly, I am."

by Matilda Fanglehardt May 13, 2005