layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

Pipe

A large poop.

I just laid this huge pipe.
Man, you should have seen the piece of pipe i just laid.

by Luvz2snobd May 26, 2009

Pelarse el pipe

sacarse el pajaro y hacer que una mujer lo toque o lo agarre.

haber me pelo el pipe mami

by blackdude August 5, 2003

laying pipe

A term used in TV writing. It's things that you wouldn't actually say in life, but they say it on TV to help you understand what's happening in the story.

A character saying, "You're my sister and I love you...", so that we understand that she is the character's sister is laying pipe.

by Bama Self June 17, 2006

Side Pipe

The act of copulating the stomatic abdominal opening of a colostomy patient.

Pete - "Bro, I heard you were trying to bang Stacy. You know she has a colostomy bag right?"

Travis - "I gives no fucks. Im'ma side pipe that slut."

by swimp March 9, 2015

bag pipe

anal sex

Yo jules, i bagpiped ur sister

by urzaman June 22, 2003

phip

When you walk in to a room and can't remember why you went into that room.

Going into the pantry to get a loaf of bread, I phipped, and just stood there unable to recall why I was staring into the pantry.

by Cameron March 12, 2004