colombian penis

a long thick penis usually measures 7 inches and above

"that colombian dude from the club tottaly streched me out last night"
"I sure love that colombian penis, they fuck the best"

by SwtSensatian69 March 9, 2007

Skinny Penis

The definition of "Skinny Penis" is a with ass dude on the internet saying " It's ya boi, skinny penis." That exact video made me a different person with magical powers. I can now make my penis wipe my own ass. Oh yeah almost forgot, if u watch the video 200 times your white af peepee turns black, and shrinks 40x . Best day of my life when that happened.

Hiesenburg: "Say my name.."
Some random ass person: "It's ya boi, skinny penis."

by Skinny penis dude February 5, 2017

girl penis

a penis that a girl grows every month but is cut off to prevent it becoming sore

‘hey bro did you know girls grew girl penises?!’
‘nah! i wonder if they’re bigger than ours!’

by yeahthatcoolcat June 2, 2020

Booze Penis

When a man has consumed so much alcohol that he cannot obtain a erection in the appropriate situations.

"Yo dude, I was going to fuck her, but then I realized I had booze penis from all that alcohol we drank."

"Shit man, I'm so drunk I can't get it up. I have booze penis."

by EndangeredSpecies09 December 28, 2009

penis protestor

Someone striving to rid the world of penis.

A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)

by Anal Fury Master May 25, 2005

burrito penis

Noun; to refer to a penis when it is soft much like a warm burrito

Example: His limp burrito penis did nothing to satisfy the cravings of her fish taco.

by Ahawk32 February 1, 2014

sloppy penis

Sloppy penis is a penis that is sloppy and is also know as "slippery penis". This is when the penis is so wet and slippery that it is classified as sloppy

"He has a sloppy penis"

"I'm so turned on I have a sloppy penis"

by SwagDick February 20, 2014