Mountain Dyker

A lady who may or may not be homosexual but mountain bikes, drives a Subaru and wears boyish clothing.

“Hey Johnny, did you see that lady get out of that Subaru Baja with that mountain bike? Should I go hit on her?”

“I wouldn’t, total mountain dyker.”

by Logantheone June 14, 2025

Rocky Mountain High School

A school that used to have a fantastic art program but is now a sad dumpster fire full of meth addicts and wannabe jocks.

“Do you remember Rocky Mountain High School?”
“No!”

Or

“Your mom must have went to Rocky Mountain High School!”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

outback mountain

see

BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN

analogous situation with the Australian 'Bush' or Outback as the setting

OUTBACK MOUNTAIN - A True Story
Two men named Symmo and Hayden,
Grew up having lust for no maiden.
Hayden suggested, "Let's screw,"
Monkey see, monkey do,
And the results were heard all the way in Aden.

by michael_clarke January 8, 2009

Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!

"Mountain view middle school gave me depression"

by classof2028 February 5, 2024

Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

Mountain Gay

A hardworking ranch hand, nature walk loving , boot and flannel button up wearing , Homosexual man.

My friend isn't an "omg gross, teeheehee " type of gay man. He's a mountain gay

by DANG,THAT SUCKS July 10, 2023

Mountain Bean

Scots rhyming slang for The Queen, particularly Queen Elizabeth II.

"Did you watch the Mountain Bean?"

by Gregory IX March 4, 2025