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Monkey Sex 

Sex with a monkey.
Monkey Sex by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003

monkey fag break 

To have a wank

Monkey Point 

A point made in argument which is reasonable, intelligent, and probably ends the discussion right then and there. There are no comebacks for Monkey Point.

Also: A synonym for 'logic'.
We were arguing about National Education, and then Matt made a Monkey Point, so I had no choice but to surrender to his superior logic.
Monkey Point by RP2016 December 11, 2012

monkey looker 

some one who secretivly watches perves perving out on themselves or other strange fetishes such as spanking a monkey.
"Man, why don't you go get a girlfriend or find a good arcade, because you just can't be a whakken off monkey looker for the rest of your peeping ,perv life
monkey looker by Pamela Rawls April 19, 2003

monkey goodness

Vaginal secretions of an aroused woman
After we humped my thigh was wet with her monkey goodness.
monkey goodness by dr. brown January 1, 2006

monkey raping 

when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back
is it just me or is he monkey raping you
monkey raping by flameinhell October 25, 2006