Saint lukes, or what is more commonly referred to as “saint pukes”, is a wanky, pretentious, religiously dogmatic private institution on Sydney’s northern beaches. The austere nature of the homophobic, conservative and racist teachers perfectly aligns with the repulsive personalities of the uptight students who attend; who’s inability to the shut the absolute fuck up about how good they are, leaves them friendless beyond the bounds of this institution (prison). Despite being financially aided by the government, like every other unfairly funded private establishment, the school still somehow manages to bare resemblance to Satan’s fiery rectum. The ineffectual swine that decided on its location, quite obviously managed to wag every Geography lesson on topography, as this hideous shithole sits on Mount Everest. In the earlier decades of its creation, the NSW police were forced to build a station on a nearby street due to the sheer number of students that reported being molested by the countless nuns that guard the campus. Rumour has it, if you sniff hard enough you can smell the lingering aroma of jan robinsons perfume, however caution is required, as PTSD attacks have been triggered by this in the past.
Person 1: who’s that insufferable wanker over there with the obnoxious personality reading the bible??
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
Person 2: yeah that’s a saint lukes student
by Purpledino:) January 23, 2021
Get the Saint lukesmug. 
luke morganism is the term in which certain events take place which may be considered homosexual, greasy, disgusting, vile and so on
by Spudylad June 5, 2022
Get the Luke morganismmug. A person who takes care of female escorts also referred to as a “304”
Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”
Some also refer to him as a “Pimp” and some one who collects “Revenue”
by Kurt December 11, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke is the type of guy who presents himself as a rather cheerful bloke, a faithful, hard-working husband and a loving father. A well-rounded man, if you ask me.
But in actual fact, he be a hoe. A two-faced hoe.
But in actual fact, he be a hoe. A two-faced hoe.
"Luke is hoe'ing out again."
"Luke is a cheating scumbag."
"Poor Luke, she put him through so much."
"Luke is a cheating scumbag."
"Poor Luke, she put him through so much."
by Shaneeeeen January 4, 2023
Get the Lukemug. 
