by dmcvean23 January 2, 2021

by Jhdhdhdhd November 6, 2019

Christian Laettner acted like he was the second coming of Wilt Chamberlain, but in actuality he was as soft as a jelly donut.
by JoeyPencils January 8, 2024

I've been rocking jelly since we picked up that sexy hitchhiker an hour ago.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.
Your mom's tits got me rocking jelly.
by homojeanious October 13, 2017

"I love him."
"Jane he treats you like a dochebag!"
"You don't know what you're talking about you're just jelly!"
"Jane he treats you like a dochebag!"
"You don't know what you're talking about you're just jelly!"
by Marisol.R June 13, 2019

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013
