The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018
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Get the Hammered mug.Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
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Get the hammer-gleagand mug.Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
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Get the lumberjack slammer hammer mug.Duppy hammer is used to describe a person that looks dead or in other words ugly. The "duppy" part describes how the the person especially a female look, the "hammer" describes the tool that the devil uses to do his work. Hammer is also reference to MC Hammer.
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Get the Duppy hammer mug.When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.
Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..
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