Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007
Get the saying "hi" to my monstermug. A horrible and undefinable jail metaphor with a negative inflection. Most likely insuring a murder or rape, or the legendary MurderRape.
by JayHairston October 5, 2011
Get the Pin the tail on his assmug. The art of being self confident and delusional about non existent achievements or accolades to a greater audience, to the point of self belief.
by Sarahlin69 April 29, 2013
Get the Legend in his own lunchtimemug. To promote one's own product or shill for an advertiser during business/non-commercial hours. Increasingly common among radio talk show hosts.
Did you catch Limbaugh's third hour today? Right before the bottom-of-the-hour break, he spent a good three minutes sucking his own dick.
by Zim53 July 13, 2012
Get the Sucking his own dickmug. by Trench 666 September 13, 2018
Get the hi hungry im dadmug. it basically means to make a dude go broke cause he spent all his money on you. Lil Kayla made the term become popular in her hit song, “Make His Pockets Hurt.”
Girl 1: I seen you was with that cute dude, what y’all do?
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt
Girl 2: you already know, Imma make his pockets hurt
by Chun-li 💕 May 24, 2019
Get the make his pockets hurtmug. When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!
Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009
Get the Batting Above His Averagemug.