goon

some n00b with stupid eyes
some 1 who is hired
hired goon

Ben ***** evans is a hired goon lool

by Steve601 January 1, 2008

Nig-ma goon

Usually a white male who acts in such a manner, he could easily be confused as an ignorant black male.

" Yo ma nigga whats down in the hizz-ouse?"

" Jay your white, stop being a nig-ma goon."

by naaat turner September 5, 2011

gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially destructive acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

Flicker Goon

The act of gooning to break a 7 day or longer edge streak. It gets it’s name from your eyelids beginning flicker from the extreme pleasure.

“Yeah I just got done with a 3 day edge streak”
“Bro go for 7 then flicker goon”

by MensMilk May 24, 2024

Flicker Goon

Just like flicker jabs, you make that swinging motion in your neutral, when its time to jab, ea: goon, you sling your hand like Ryo Mashiba in hajime ippo, this time, instead of your arms having insane reach with your jabs, its your goon blast shooting very far

Dang bro, i had a flicker goon jerkmate ranked match with a guy, he lasted 2 seconds linger than my personal record; 5 seconds!

by Johnathus Semen July 5, 2025