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Goonsville High School 

A common pseudonym for "Gainesville" High School, located in the realest town ever, Gainesville. GHS is full of gangstas, pimps,hos', respected women, two foot tall substitue teachers, and uncool white people. It's not as hood as Eastside High, but not as rich and white as Buchholz High.

Most alumni of GHS graduate with a degree in being real, and get all the ladies. It may have some crazy teachers, but the freshmen are fresh, the sophomores are soft, and the juniors and seniors don't care.

It's best sports team is cross country, where all the runners gallop like gazelles and never say die. Cambridge kids think they're better than everyone else, even though they're not, and the coolest staff are the smack talkin janitors. Overall GHS isn't the best, but it sure busts a cap in the rest.
Homie: Where did you go for high school?

Gangsta: Goonsville High school.

Homie:That's straight G!
Related Words
n, A person that has consumed an entire 3 or 5 liter goony bag.
"Look at that goony over there he is passed out cold."

"Congrats, you are now a proud goony."
Goony by Milton Smitherton January 13, 2009
Tom is such a goontard
goontard by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

Goonville 

Where a group of goons live, and or a area where goons meet at.
Man 1-Ay where is Tee at?

Man 2-He went to Goonville with the rest of the goons.
Goonville by Jacksonn September 26, 2008
Only the best.
Wow, that item is so Goonis.
Goonis by danniearoma January 14, 2009

Goonies Syndrome

A syndrome in which someone is horribly deformed, which in turn makes the person look like "Sloth" off the popular 1985 movie the Goonies. This is to be used to insult someone that is horrible looking.
"Dude don't laugh that kid, Ashton, has Goonies Syndrome"---Ricky
"WOW! she does look like Sloth"---Clyde