Flop the flounder

Taking a pee with a big cock!

I've drank so much, I have to flop the flounder!

by John Zombie September 30, 2025

Flerp

Flerp is the action of one man laying his erect penis on a hard surface such as a table and a 2nd man with an erect penis slams his penis on top of the first man like a meat hammer.

Me and Bro are "Flerping" tonight

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Flop Shop

A brothel, bordello, house of ill repute.

That's no a legit massage place; that's a flop shop!

by catpeesweeties December 15, 2025

FLARP

Acronym for Faux Live Action Roleplay, the act of claiming to LARP while not LARPing or knowing what LARP means, basically claim without praxis.

guy 1: am i a true larp yet?
guy 2: dude you own all the books and merchandise of (series), and you don't even know what LARP means, you're FLARPing.

by snailsfordinner January 26, 2026

shoe flop

1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.

2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.

"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."

"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."

by Michael Burton April 19, 2008

wrist flop child

Mentally handicapped or just plain stupid individuals between the ages of 5 and 15. Otherwise known as queefbags and douchetwats.

A wrist flop child will often be less intelligent than the average douchebag, twatnugget, or krauser.

by Ted Zimmerman February 7, 2009

Flip-Flop Hickey

when breaking in new flip-flops, and the top part where it makes a "V" rubs against the top of your foot thus giving u a hickey in the top of your foot

"u've got somethign on your foot there"

"nah just my flip-flop hickey"

by kiddo19 April 14, 2009