Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.

Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.

by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012

floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

Flop

Someone who fails miserably at everything and is a failure

Melanie is such a fucking flop. She met her Internet friends, talked to them, hugged them, and didn't know it was them till she tweeted them later that night. Fucking flop. But follow her on Twitter cause she's a cute flop ;) @yoandriiii (that's four i's)

by xmelanitex September 23, 2016

flop

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verb
1.
fall, move, or hang in a heavy, loose, and ungainly way.
"black hair flopped across his forehead"
synonyms: hang (down), dangle, droop, sag, loll

2.
informal
(of a performer or show) be completely unsuccessful; fail totally.

synonyms: be unsuccessful, fail, not work, fall flat, founder, misfire, backfire, be a disappointment, do badly, lose money, be a disaster; More
noun
noun: flop; plural noun: flops
1.
a heavy, loose, and ungainly movement, or a sound made by it.

2.
informal
a total failure.

synonyms: failure, disaster, debacle, catastrophe, loser, loss-maker; More

"the play had been a flop”

"they hit the ground with a flop”

"prime-time dramas that flopped in the US market"

"his hair flopped over his eyes”

by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA February 17, 2017

Flop dick

Common reference used to describe management on third shift at the GM Oshawa facility

Dave you’re suck a flop dick.

by Arsenhole April 30, 2019

Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

Floetry

Word invented by would be poets when composing poems about poetry itself with the intention of using it as a rhyming synonym of the word poetry, and perhaps also to imply a flow to their words.

You will recognize my poetry, by my lazy use of floetry, so you will be fooled there is actually some flow to my poetry.

by R.senal June 23, 2021