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person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.
I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.
by UrbanPrick April 2, 2008
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The First Kiss

Something a girl never forgets.

The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!

Cousin Lav: So, did you?

Cousin: Lek: Did I what?

Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?

Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!

Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!

Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!

Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!

Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
by ThankYouForBeingMyFirst July 14, 2012
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Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics

see also Cubic Female Dynamics

If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."
by Sheldon January 24, 2004
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baby's first turtleneck

The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!

The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
by GOFS February 4, 2010
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out chere head first no rubba

man, u stole money from yo mama, you out chere head first no rubba.
by ieshia January 17, 2008
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Britain First

Britain's hyper nationalist right-wing party whose platform includes things like pushing immigrants out of the UK and pulling the UK out of the EU. In their words they are a more radical version of UKIP, veering far to the right on such issues as whether Muslims are people or not.
Officer: Sir, why are you harassing that Pakistani couple?
Drunk Man: BRITAIN FIRST!
Officer: Sir, I'm going to need you to--
Drunk Man: BRIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAINNNN FIIIIIIIRSSST!!!!!!
by Dangerously_Safe June 30, 2016
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the first and the third

1) A waste of time. 2) an unsatisfactory gain from a considerable investment. 3) Sexual assault during the course of public higher education. 4) The worst of a bad choice.

A derivation of a longer trueism: "You only go to a large state college to get raped, alcohol poisoning, and a substandard education." The first and the third (of that list) became synonymous with any situation involving getting the lesser two of any three unappealing options.
He went to the University of Massachusetts for four years and all he got was the first and the third.
by Crinkle Fantastic May 4, 2005
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