Cloth eared bint
Cloth eared bint by Saz178 June 24, 2008
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Hoop Earring Theory
Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?
Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.
Mike: What do you mean?
Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.
Mike: What do you mean?
Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
Hoop Earring Theory by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013
Flat-Earth Filter
The double-secret, government-mandated modification applied to all video/photographic equipment installed on vehicles capable of reaching an altitude above 40,000 feet, the upper limit of commercial aircraft; this, in an attempt to sustain the global 'spheroid earth conspiracy'.
Ok. If anyone actually contends that the earth is flat based on their fucked up religious doctrines, the opinions of some crack-pot pseudo-science bullshit or weak-ass arguments of incompetent YouTube fanatics...they're just wrong. Do some spherical geometry; construct a 'triangle' on a spherical surface and measure the sum of the angles. Greater than 180? Wonder what that means...stick the flat-earth filter up yer ass.
Flat-Earth Filter by YAWA February 19, 2018
earth chan
The portrayal of the earth as a cute anime girl to help pollution problems and to induce recycling. Its working. Everybody has their own personal earth chan "gf" some might say, that reflects what others call their carbon footprint. If you recycle and care about the environment, your earth chan feels affectionate towards you and likes being your gf, if you dont recycle and dont care about the environment, your earth chan gets sick and gets raped by "pollution".
We need to save earth chan by recycling!
Dude my earth chan is healthy and we cuddle like, all the time.
Dude my earth chan is healthy and we cuddle like, all the time.
earth chan by Mango devil December 21, 2017
earth mama
a female who embodies the 'yin' energy. She is nurturing, kind, gentle, loving, and soulful--often going with a more natural earthy look rather than a glam one.
Also can describe a hippie chick but earth mamas are not necessarily hippies.
Also can describe a hippie chick but earth mamas are not necessarily hippies.
earth mama by kayla December 4, 2003
Early 2000's
Shit thsi aint no professional definition, but the early 200's is from the years 2000-2005. All the best music and everything came out in this time period!
Early 2000's by takemetothecandyshop July 7, 2019