Noob Drinker 

1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.

1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!

Noob Drinker by King Jazza! January 16, 2009

progressive drinking party 

A party held in a multifloor residence complex at which progressively stronger alcoholic beverages are offered as you ascend to a higher floor. By the time they reach the top floor people have lost the good sense not to drink the toxic swill on the offing up there. The party is usually organised by males in the hope of getting females drunk thereby lowering (or iliminating) their inhibitions

They had a progressive drinking party at her dorm. It was beer on the first floor, wine on the second floor, gin and tonic halfers on the third floor and some kind of leathal punch made with mostly everclear on the top floor.

progressive drinking party by laminay trap March 22, 2010

Lone Drinker 

That one person at the bar or club who sits alone doesn't talk to anyone and just has a drink by himself

Look at the lone drinker over there I wonder what must be going through his mind

Lone Drinker by Harry69 May 10, 2011

Pout Drinking 

Drinking the pain "away" after a mentally painful event.

I went pout drinking after my break-up

Pout Drinking by hereischarlotte May 29, 2017

passive drinking 

When you are sober but everyone around you is so drunk you feel as if you’ve been drinking

I was passive drinking when as the designated diver my drunk friends conversation made my head spin.

passive drinking by Blunk July 1, 2023

Light Weight Drinker 

Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.

Did you see Mats last night? he was drunk after 2 Flugels.

oh. damn. what a light weight drinker

Light Weight Drinker by AnonymousMun August 26, 2018

dinkable 

adj. sex worthy, sexy, hot, inspiring desire

The lead singer of Maroon Five is totally dinkable.

dinkable by AwwYeah June 2, 2007