dick duster

any properly grown moustache, full enough to be accepted as a motorcycle cop. This moustache will easily brush the dust off any average sized dick while sucking on it, with ease.

this moustache takes on the resemblance of a 8" wide paint brush, similar to that of ned flanders.

when that motorcycle cop pulled me over, i commented in regards to what a beautiful dick duster he had. He obliged me by sucking my cock and dusting it at the same time. my tax dollars paying me back for once.

by bigrpowr March 25, 2011

Stim dick

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

Nicholas dick

Nicholas dick is very big and fine and very girthy usually 7-9 inches

Guy 1: Have you seen Nicholas dick?
Guy 2: yea man Nicholas dick is the best 10/10.

by The real Larry boi April 6, 2022

Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016

Dick appetit

Used by a guy when he whips out his dick to get devoured by someone else

Person 1 whips out dick: Dick appetit
Person 2: *proceeds to give blowjob*

by fuckith meith November 11, 2020

Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit

I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick

by hahasuka November 29, 2017

dick crud

Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!

by bloke678 August 22, 2009