Lampe

The name Lampe is very North German. In Old French, it is an occupational name for someone who cast metal lamps and candlesticks. In Slovenian it is a nickname from medieval personal names Lampret or Lampreht. Also nicknames is German Lamprecht, Latin Lambertus (see Lambert).

A Lampe has morals, shows respect, and are normally considered quite pretty when standing in a group.

"Who's that in the middle of the picture?"
"That's Phillip Lampe"

by May Davidson August 24, 2017

Lampe

Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.

"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"

by CheesePlease September 5, 2012

lampe

a retard, likely from inbred origin

Bob was being a lampe when he drove his car into a telephone pole

by sir rod July 8, 2010

lampe

A person who puts vegan whipped cream on fucking *everything*

Luke was such a lampe with the whipped cream last night eh

by trader-joe July 27, 2025

Jen Lampe

1. Jen Lampe, don't confuse this term for a normal name, it's actually an acronym for Just Everything Naturally Lame And Markedly Plain, Extremely. Things that it does, things that it wants, and even its is decidedly lame and plain.

2. A slang term for a generic Cola

1. "Look over there it's a plain jane."
"A what?"
"Oh I mean a Jen Lampe"

2. Goodnews is that this is by far the cheapest I've had, but Jen Lampe's taste is fairly below average.

by LEUGIMNAYRB May 1, 2011

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Lamebron

A name given to fans of Lebron James by those who strongly dislike him and think he is "lame." The action that accompanies this word is surrounding a Lamebron, saying "Lamebron" repeatedly in a high falsetto voice, and rubbing heads against the Lamebron. This is often done after Lebron James loses a game or has a fail play.

Can also just be used at any random time for any random usage.

"Oh! Kobe Bryant scored 60 points against the Miami Heat. LAMEBRON!"

"You never give me anything for my birthday! You are such a lamebron!"

"I just bit my tongue! This is so lamebron!"

by lamebron424242 March 27, 2012