a1 dick

Prime dick, the kind of dick you probably only get maybe once a year. If your lucky. The kind of dick that you get, and you can't walk the next. No wobbly can't walk right kind of dick, the kind of dick where you literally can't move.

"Sarah, why are you just sitting around?"

"Because, I got some A1 dick last night!"

" Oh, sorry Sarah, didn't realize that. Good for you,Carry on."

by Flashyboy July 19, 2016

dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

bobbin' for dicks

Situation in which a person, typically female, resorts to flirting with multiple men in hopes of finding one willing to hook up with her.

Girl 1: Damn, look at that hot group of guys over there..

Girl 2: Bitch, now you just bobbin' for dicks.!

by bootywhisperers October 8, 2013

thummy dick

While it may seem the phrase just swapped letters from “dummy thick” a thummy dick refers to a penis as the shape of the thumb. A fat penis.

Wow! Jerry’s got a thummy dick! It was fatter than the roundness of this Earth!

by HeadReciever22 July 25, 2019

Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016

Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018