dick soak

Verb

The act of penetrating a girl while in missionary or cow girl positions with no thrusting or moving involved. Soaking for no longer then 5 minutes.

Mostly apart of Mormonism.

Paul: me and Susan was dick soaking yesterday.

Susan: A dick soak is not worng because its not sex.

by Zinm8 September 30, 2021

dick crud

Another word for smegma ("dick cheese")

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!

by bloke678 August 22, 2009

Dick jocky

A prostitute, or whore.

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."

by ickyvickie July 15, 2009

dick hog

A woman who can't get enough dick and tries to steal all the dick she sees any other woman with. Often can be heard making grunting noises just before she mounts and tends to sqeal like Ned Beatty did in the movie "Deliverance" at the critical juncture of rooting. She is never satisfied and will root until becoming emaciated and dehydrated if allowed to do so. At times, she can be a really good girl to know. She only befriends swamp donkeys as stealing the dick is easier to accomplish. The young dick hog is not choosy, but the more advanced may become size queens later in life. Dick hogs often have large litters of kids since precaution is thrown to the wind when a dick presents an opportunity for rooting.

Chuck: "I heard the dick hog is back in town, I think I'll drive down to the gas station when she gets off work, take her behind the RR tracks and get some."

Bill: "Careful Chuck, I hear the dick hog is one bad bitin' sow!"

by billybadasswv November 4, 2010

dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

Twinkle Dicks

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.

As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"

by Xackattack November 15, 2014

dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013