thummy dick

While it may seem the phrase just swapped letters from “dummy thick” a thummy dick refers to a penis as the shape of the thumb. A fat penis.

Wow! Jerry’s got a thummy dick! It was fatter than the roundness of this Earth!

by HeadReciever22 July 25, 2019

dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

bobbin' for dicks

Situation in which a person, typically female, resorts to flirting with multiple men in hopes of finding one willing to hook up with her.

Girl 1: Damn, look at that hot group of guys over there..

Girl 2: Bitch, now you just bobbin' for dicks.!

by bootywhisperers October 8, 2013

centipede dick

A dick that curve in multiple directions

Damn you fucked a guy with a centipede dick

by Juan cent June 8, 2018

Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

sashimi dick

The term given to the male genitalia after repetitive, extensive use, leaving it raw and tender much like sashimi, or sushi. It is thus rendered incapable to perform it's erectile duties.

Eric spent the day with Mary Palm and her five sisters. Eric now has sashimi dick.

by tricky_dicky January 27, 2015

Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012