cooterstank

The nasty fishy aroma that some women emit from their crotch area. Often occurs with women living in trailer parks, those with poor hygiene, or morbidly obese women.

Dude she has the worst cooterstank in the world, I thought somebody opened a can of tuna.

by Big Mike and the Boys January 11, 2024

cooter mouse

Tampon; Feminine Hygiene Product

When the plumber snaked the toilet line he found the cause of the clog was a cooter mouse.

by tinyhands4lyf January 20, 2024

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

Cooter

“ Cooter is an Adderall fueled love child between Albert Einstein and your local Cashe River crack whore, The Cooter is a outboard destroyer and Greenhead Purist”

"I cant believe he just destroyed 2 motors in the same weekend" "Thats just Cooter shit"

by PABLOESCOBAR42069 April 11, 2024

Cooter Nail

When one fingers an extra zesty pastrami chalupa and neglects to wash the cheesy residue from under their finger nail. What you are left with is called the cooter nail.

I'll meet you at church, I have to go home and clean up. I ran out on that butter-face I was with last night so fast it left me with a cooter nail or two.

by Reverend Gibs May 2, 2024

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024