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cock dodger 

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.
Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"
cock dodger by simatt March 12, 2008
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Cock Muppet 

A complete idiot
That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.
Cock Muppet by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

Cock Taco 

A nice way to tell someone they're a pussy or if you want someone to think hard about what they called you
Logan Hale is such a Cock Taco
Cock Taco by CUNT REE BOY April 4, 2017

Cock Rot 

When you speak to a person and he/she has horrible breath. Cock rot is the decaying skin stuck in a partners teeth or gums that was dislodged during uncomfortable or painful fellatio, thus leading to cock rot on the breath.
Man, I was talking to this ho with turnt up teeth yesterday, her breath smelled like cock rot.
Cock Rot by BriGuy1974 May 25, 2018

cock gobbling thunder cunt 

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.
"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

cock lord 

one who is lord of the cocks
Me- Man, Mary had sex with every guy at the party last night!

Friend- Yea, I know. She is a real cock lord.
cock lord by Stuppy January 10, 2008

cock muncher 

a male who often feasts on the peni of other males.
A female with similar dining habits is simply a woman
cock muncher by the_guy January 14, 2005