Butter Child 

(n.) type of girl that would be perfect to hook up with but she has a child/ children.

She's great, butter child gets in the way.

Butter Child by datacattt July 29, 2011

Giving birth to a child 

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe

Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt

Giving birth to a child by KoneThorix August 4, 2019

Man child 

Grown man who acts like a child, in other words Donald Trump

Can't believe he did that, what a man child

Man child by beautifulelf September 23, 2017

no my child, this is not my desire 

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

no my child, this is not my desire by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Voodoo Child 

A younger friend that you take under your wing. Similiar to mini-me

That's Kate. She's my voodoo child.

Voodoo Child by Vodkamonster April 4, 2009

Smarter Child

Something that you can beat. You just have to have the intelligence to do so.

Smarter Child being owned.

mastrchief69 (12:03:58 PM): your a noob
SmarterChild (12:03:58 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
mastrchief69 (12:04:09 PM): cause your a noob!
SmarterChild (12:04:09 PM): I'm afraid I don't have an answer for that.
Can we talk about something else?

Smarter Child by Smarter Than Smarter Child June 28, 2008

perfect child 

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

perfect child by bxhek April 8, 2016