cat party

A ringtone which can only be added to your phone if it has blue tooth. Upon others hearing said ringtone they will immediately ask the possessor to put it on their phone, which as mentioned above can only be done if blue tooth is present.

wanter:IS THAT 'CAT PARTY'????
haver:yeah (nonchalant)..
wanter:OMG can you like put that on my phone?
haver:no, you are not capable of blue tooth

by big sloppy man June 14, 2011

cat-ass

when someone tkaes a drag of your cigarette and leaves it all gooey and wet!

you asshole, you cat-assed my smoke!

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

cat-crazy

Someone (stereotypically a girl) who is absolutely obsessed with cats. This person will generally spend more time with their cat than their actual friends( assuming they have any human friends). This person will also kiss other people's cats (regardless the relationship with person, a cat-crazy individual has no problem kissing and holding cats of people they just met minutes before). A cat-lover enjoys those"lolcats "photos and often talks to cats, honestly believing that they can communicate with cats. A cat-lover also spends a large amount of time talking to others about cats, takes approximately 750 photos of their own cat every 3 weeks, and owns numerous amounts of cat related paraphernalia (i.e. cat sweaters, cat figurines, cat mugs, etc).

1) Wow, Lindsey is so cat-crazy. She just got a new cat and she just loves it so much that she spends hours telling others about it and won't leave her apartment.

2) I'm worried Kalli might be getting cat-crazy, she is showing some signs because she was texting photos of her cat to someone....


3)Dude, watch out for that girl. I stole her cat figurine once and I did not realize how cat-crazy she was and she went ballistic and started yelling and cussing!

Well ya man, bitches be crazy.... cat-crazy.

by Oscarnuts March 14, 2009

cat lady

A old woman who usually lives secluded from society with her hundreds of cats. Because she is forced to use all of her social security money of her cats, she eats only cat food and drinks only milk. She usually feels the need to name every single one of her cats with funny names and possesses the uncanny ability to recognize which cat is which no matter how similar they may look to one another.

"Hey! Let's go play hide and go seek in the empty house across the street."

"That house isn't empty. That cat lady lives there, but never has to come out because she has it stockpiled with four tons of cat food and twenty-thousand gallons of milk."

"Ogm! How did Mr. Titi get out of the cat lady's house?!"

by Casualtie March 23, 2007

Cat in the hat

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.

Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!

by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011

cat city

The shortened name for the city Cathedral City, Ca. Near Palm Springs, Ca. Locals call it Cat City.

I took the fuckin bus all the way here from Cat City... it was fuckin boring.

by Bryan B. July 18, 2006

Cat Tax

The cat tax is the requirement to post cute pictures of your cat when you mention them on the internet.

Prima: "My cat is so sweet! She claws me in the face when her bowl is empty."

Segunda: "You forgot to pay the cat tax."

Prima: "My mistake! Here is a picture of my jerk cat."

by Anyhoozle December 17, 2020