In the States, the US Coast Guard; a loose collection of brain-dead automatons dressed in Air Force uniforms with different ranks and rates, who occasionally ride around in government-owned boats, ships and planes writing tickets for not having enough life preservers or a first aid kit, but who do nothing when the County Commission's charter boat is dragging anchor on hard bottom and tearing up the reef.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
Outside the States, various national coastal defense forces tasked with maritime safety and law enforcement.
'Dude, I got pictures of that snorkel boat draggin' anchor on Cheeca Rock!'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
Man, you should put 'em on a thumb drive and give it to the Coast Guard!
'The Boat Nazis? Gimme a break, dude; they won't do a thing.'
by Cpt. Steve August 18, 2012
The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.
by Davewd April 10, 2008
A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)
by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024
When you take your penis and testicles and put them on top of a clear glass table with someone underneath to see it in all its glory
by ItzPaulTheAsshole April 01, 2022
joe: yoo i spent all night watching some freaky stuffff
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?
james: you really just throw yourself off the boat like that?
by SebaliMotherTrucker January 18, 2024
A person that does not settle down in to one group they tend to float around loads of other groups socialising
by YoOlde November 01, 2015
Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -
FBB for short
FBB for short
Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?
George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!
by boatedRus November 28, 2024