Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021

Duck boat

1. Duck boat is the act of crapping in Tupperware and leaving it in a water filled sink/bathtub.

Hey man I just left a duck boat at Tyler’s house.

by Ogporkandbeans January 13, 2025

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

boat throat

the action of receiving oral stimulation of the penis, while aboard a vessel at sea.

bro #1 : dude when we went up north last weekend, she gave me boat throat.
bro #2 : bro.

by nicksamb1 January 5, 2017

coochy boat

Similar to motorboating, but done to the special sexy no no parts.

I had the chance to coochy boat Helen Keller, but I wasn't sure if she was coming into me.

by KingFett September 20, 2014

Boat

The word Boat is generally used to describe incredibly Floatatious people (people who float very well). As boats don’t need to work to stay above water their incredible floating power compels everyone around them, as it is not normal for people to float.

You: Hey Jerry do you see that inanimate body floating effortlessly in the water?

Jerry: Yeah man he’s such a boat.

by Urmooom November 16, 2020