The Bastard

An alcohol induced metamorphosis affecting insecure, overweight, unbathed, culturally and sexually confused pretending to be young but actually old, gay chinese males. During this metamorphosis the ability to rationalize or comprehend the enviroment around them is completely perished. The affected will begin throwing a child like tantrum which may include emotional outbursts, destruction of property, transfixion on a particular issue, crying, and partial nudity. becoming the bastard is irreversible until the afflicted has completely sobered up and undergone proper rest. typically the bastard sufferers memory will be erased the following day and they will not recall the episode despite evidentual text messages and multiple witnesses at the scene.

"i'm tired of being the bastard" followed by smashing of jack daniels bottle.

"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.

*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.

*being a 95% homosexual*

by stuart prince November 27, 2011

Bastardfuck

What Tammy calls me.

Hey Tim, you are a bastardfuck

by Bastardfuck June 10, 2003

gay bastard

wood workers

any wood workers

by Joe Bloe September 18, 2003

bastardyish

to act like a bastard

yo i hate him he was acting so bastardyish

by woahwtf May 17, 2007

Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.

"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."

by Vampectits October 1, 2016

Bastard

Someone who, be it in another country or not, shagged their cousin.

Ray, the bastard, shagged his cousin.

by WithinChaos June 11, 2017

Baterdene

A Mongolian male who can be found very commonly in Mongolia . You turn one corner there is one baterdene and you turn another corner there is another baterdene .

Wow bitcoin is so rare unlike baterdenes

by Cold buttery moldy potato April 10, 2022