by Felix October 29, 2004
by Nuzz and Adio July 05, 2007
(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
When someone mixes unrelated concepts together in a bizarre attempt to prove a point or win support for their argument. (A variation of logical fallacy.)
Rape is non concentual, and so is aborting a child. Therefore abortion is rape. (This is a concept salad)
by hamshanks August 20, 2020
by Yanko May 11, 2016
...yay!!! That is all.
Well actully not because a salad cakes is usualy BBQ salad on a ship which sets sail to india to give the anrexic patatoes mushrooms of life
Well actully not because a salad cakes is usualy BBQ salad on a ship which sets sail to india to give the anrexic patatoes mushrooms of life
by Killertofu March 26, 2008
some unsuspecting bitch is eating a salad and the hamburgalar comes in and and rapes her repeatedly until she has died form not the lack of food because whenever she gets and food the hamburgalar steals it and then rapes her again while eating that bitches food.
corey godoy who lives on stygler road in gahanna ohio and loves old underaged sex loving men left one day and while he was gone his sister got the ultimate twat salad.
by stank bitch May 26, 2008