douche fuck

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

by miss ozz February 6, 2010

douche wazzle

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003

douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

by hollylynn January 5, 2009

Douche Move

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

by anal bomber April 21, 2010

Douche bag

A tag on clothing

"I have a douche bag on my underwear."
"Me too!"
*tear of joy!*

by Tilalovessalchichas November 13, 2011

Douche 'do

Hairstyle that is formed by using too much gel in order to spike hair up completely, or just the front end of the hair, forming the signature "faux hawk"

Jesus joel, you dyed your douche 'do blonde? That doesn't help your reputation as an asshole.

by Dennissqueezes May 28, 2011