English Class

A purgatory-esque section of schooling where children learn to spew redundant information for eight to twelve years, while still learning less than a single YouTube video could teach.

“I sentence you to eternal condemnation, where you shall construct essays of nothing and collect quotes in the billions. The punished call it “English class”, but the English Class knows them only as captives.

by Rowb0at May 26, 2022

Gym Class

Gym Class is a VR game filled with either the nicest people in the world or racist 8 year olds who never touch grass. Most of them say the n-word and breathe heavily into the mic because they haven’t touched grass.

John: Should I download Gym Class?
Hunter: Yes, it’s a fun game!
John: *Plays for 5 minutes** (Kills Himself)

by White Chocolate_VR May 27, 2022

Class 45

Best fuckin diesel out there. Sadly they are marmite engines, you get the sensible people that think they are hellfire and great engines, then you get the shitheads who wank over class 37s saying how shit they are.

37 basher: DO 1 SHITY PEEK OW CUN U LIEK THOWSE M8 THAY R SHIT
Peak basher: Cus they are hellfire you deaf twat, go back to wanking over EE and leave the sulzers to the real men.

If you dont like the sound of a class 45, please get your ears tested. Or you just go round chasing 37s and hate anything that isnt or doesnt sound similar to a class 37.

by Simple fakts May 30, 2022

MATH CLASS

hi math is cool.... UWU im so fUnNy, i just go my test resuts back lol, 44 OUT OF 55 imagian no getting that,

Discord:
jerry- I am in math class
tom- I dont give a shit
Jerry- do you want to play fortnite
Tom- sure

by MATHCLASSGWORL April 4, 2022

Ms. Winters Class

Hell

Big D: Ms. Winters Class is hell

by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021

Quizlet class

A class (typically online), where all the homework and test answers can be found on Quizlet.

Guy 1: "Man, I ended up getting a weed out class and it's rough"
Guy 2: "That sucks dude, all my classes are Quizlet classes."

by Rykenomics November 3, 2021

Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his only daughter was a weak, nerdy momma's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up.

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021